A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth
the size of an ordinary cow andproduce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and
marketthem World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, andmilk themselves.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at
RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to
RM0.60 or you cut thesupply. When the buyer agrees to the new price,
you change your mind again andnow want RM1.20. The buyer decided
you can keep the milk. They go look for milk that comes from recycled
cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the
Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. One cow-peh and one cow-bu.LOL!

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